Aashiqui 3 Song

Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De

Chahu Me Ya Naa.

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Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De,

Aaau Main Yaa Naaa.

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Apna Tu Phone

Number Bta De,

Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa..

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Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke,

Khau Me Yaa Na.

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Itna Bta De Mujhko

Kab Milne Aau Tujhko.

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Ab Hota Nhi

Intizaaar

Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De

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Koi Dusri

Patau Main Yaa Naaaa

India is a country where

''any1 driving faster than you'' is ''ye sala pakka

marega. .

Any1 slower than you is '' sale driving ni aati

kya?'' .

Nd driving parrellal to u is '' apne baap se race

lagayga"

Jhutha tha wo Dost..?

Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi mango to de

denge.

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Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta

hai

Aur maango to kamina gaaliya

deta ha...

Teacher-Papu ek story

sunao

with moral

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Papu-Maine usko phone

kiya wo

so rahi thi.

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Phir usne mujhe phone

kiya

main so raha tha

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Moral- Jaisi karni wsi

bharni  

Pappu:" Mom Aap ne mujse jhoot bola..

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Mom:" Kab beta ??

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. Pappu:" Aap ne kaha k tumhari

choti bahen Pari hai..

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Mom:" Haan hai..

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Pappu:" To jab use balcony se phenka to vo udi

kyu nai..???

Couple silent in bed...
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Wife thinks :

Why is he not talking to

me ?

Is he thinking of

another woman ?

Does he like someone

else ?

Is he seeing someone ?

Don't I appeal to him

anymore ?

Are wrinkles showing

on my face ?

Is he trying to dump

me ?

Is he now finding me

ugly ?

Have I put on weight ?

Does my makeup repel

him these days ?

Is he upset with my

nagging ?

WHY IS HE UPSET ???

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Husband thinks :

Yaar Sachin kyu retire ho

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.
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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya…!